What if your ex said these to you and how to answer it

Ex : "Hi how are you?" 

Me : "Ohhh Hi, Im super duper great without you. :)" 

Ex : "If you free, jom kita keluar jalan-jalan dekat mall?"

Me : "Pg mall ? You nak belanja I handbag Gucci ke. Okay let's go :)"

Ex : "Nah, I belikan your favorite cookies. Just for you."

Me : "Awwww, thank you. Letak je dekat situ nanti I kasi kucing I makan." ^__^

Ex : "I need your help in my assignment. Can you ?"

Me : "Can you just do it by yourself? Kalau nak harapkan org sampai bila nak pandai!!!"

Ex : "Here's my gift to you..."

Me : "Ohh, thank you. Lain kali I nak gift yg mahal sikit dari yg ni ok (:"

Ex : "Let's just be text mates."

Me : "I won't waste my credit for you. So kalau you nak, reload kan I RM10 per day."

Ex : "Birthday you nak dekat, do you want me to buy you an iPad ?"

Me : "Huh? Seriously? Okay. I want it 2! :D"

Ex : "Let's sit together in the bus and holding hand just like before ?"

Me : "Bus? No, thanks. Mini Cooper S puhleaseeee -,-'"

Ex : "Hi baby. I'm just miss you.."

Me : "Haa ? Bila masa I jadi anak you ?" ^____^

Ex : "Your still cute!"

Me : "Of course! I'm always cute. You je yg buta sebelum ni."

Ex : "I still love you.."

Me : "Ahaa? Am I look like I'm fucking care?"

Ex : "Can I visit your house?"

Me : "Bolehhh, bila ada open house!"

Ex : "Do you love me?"

Me : "Yes, but it's before you left me. Now we are totally zero."

dedicated 2 my ex: fezree, haziq, shafiq amir, loqman<3, shah, alan<3...

<skandal2 nie x brape nk ingt r, byk sgt, sori> ha..ha..